Ten Things I will NOT miss should the Rapture come Tomorrow

10.          Boob sweat

9.            Not stuffing my face with frosting covered sugar cookies

8.            Food shopping

7.            Doing Laundry

6.            Dating

5.            Not dating

4.            Queefing during sex

3.            Underwire bras

2.            Waking up to the realization that I’ve dutch ovened myself

1.            My student loans