You know you’re getting even older (or crazier) when…

10.  You know the precise location for the discounted baked goods at your local supermarket, and it’s your first stop every time you go food shopping.

9.  You’ve amassed a collection of cloth napkins.

8.  After serious consideration, you realize that you own articles of clothing – that you bought new – that could be in middle school.  And, those articles of clothing consist of several pairs of socks.

7.  At least one of your friends could be a character in the comic strip Cathy.

6.  After spending hours obsessively looking at Cathy comic strips, to find just the right one to include in your blog, you realize that there’s a touch of Cathy in every woman – even you.

                                                                                                                                              

5.  Most of your non-work related social interactions are packed into your weekly visit to the library.

4.  There has been at least one weekend where you didn’t leave your apartment for over 65 hours, and you consider it a great weekend.

3.  If you could work from home and weren’t too cheap to have your groceries delivered, you’d consider being a recluse.

2.  The closest you’ve come to foreplay in the last nine months was when you didn’t pay attention to where you’re walking and smacked your boob into a door.

1.  The bitchy roommate that you’ve start complaining about while at work – the one who wakes you up in the middle of the night with her stomping, leaves a mess in the kitchen, and manages to make the bathroom smell like an outhouse EVERY SINGLE TIME she uses it – is your cat.